This is hard work

This blogging crap is hard work. I need a vacation after just three weeks of work. Why didn't any of you chuckleheads tell me how much of a job this really is. I'd tell Wife I should get paid for this drivel, but she'd just laugh until she hiccups and I'd still never see a dime.

So I'll be off to the Mexican Riviera, which is a nice way of saying we're visiting Mexico. We're cruising down south in search bars, booze and bathrooms - likely in that order.

Want to go? When I return from this sabbatical I'll give you a daily run down of life vacationing with the Club Melissa. Sober or well intoxicated, I will take notes and relay every scintillating detail of "Melissa's Take the High Seas" 2006.

See you in a week.

Uno mas cerveza, por favor. Donde esta el Bano?

Oh yeah, I'm ready.