Do you hear what I hear?

I learned today that there's a whole lot more I need to learn about Wife's anatomy and this "pregnancy thing."

"Hey, my dearest hubby, did you know you can hear our endearing reminder of if you put your ear to my tummy?"

"No, sweetums, I didn't know that. What a wonderful thing to try."

"Yes sirree bob, put your ear to the lower ab region and you'll hear it singing arias..."

"Or reciting past Dodger game broadcasts, mimicking Vin Scully's voice," I say, wistful tears slowly cascading down my pudgy cheeks. "But I think you're confused, sugar bosom."

"How so?"

"Wouldn't I have to put my ear to your whoo-whoo to hear the freeloader?"

"Uh ... no. That's not how girls' bodies work."

"Oh ... I guess I thought it was just like a sea shell."